Friday, March 04, 2011

Table Manners

Alyssa: (Scoops up scrambled eggs with her hands)

Graton: "Lizzy Lou, please use your fork".

Alyssa: "My fork is dead."

Graton: "I will reanimate it for you." (Retrieves Alyssa's fork from under her chair and gives it to her).

Me: "Hey, look, it's alive!"

2 comments:

Linn said...

That is HILARIOUS!

Anne said...

SO quick witted! Love it. Can't wait to see you Tuesday.